Library Haiku

Yes, I'm sure it's been done, but these are mine.

Computer Sign-on
glancing down i see
ankle, electronic box
are cops coming soon?

Eeeeee-ew! (for the Happy Villain)
your child is cute
big sweet eyes, and curious
that's not a balloon

An observation on allowing food and drinks in libraries
people who make rules
obviously do not clean
computer keyboards

Request
viewing god-knows-what
(on unfiltered computer)
please don't suck your thumb